utterlybanal:

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

So accurate that it hurts. If you’re wandering around bitching about being friend zoned, it’s highly unlikely any lady calls you friend.

(via jessisprocrastinating)